I don’t care about whether “penii” is a “correct” or “false” plural in slang language – because people talking slang often don’t do it for fun, but because they don’t know better because they’re to stupid (Atlas  Atlasse *aaargh!*)…

And, I know that Staines / Egham are no ghettos, but, as I used their images in the point of view of the “Ali G.”-character – and, you know, he thinks/says he’s the toughest man around in the world and Staines / Egham are the most dangerous places in the world where only he and his fellas rule or could survive; that is what makes it funny, because everyone knows that he maybe talks strong - but himself really is not - that he’s an Angeber/Aufschneider (time for anglizismusses(?)/anglizisms(?)/anglizismi(?)/next question:whatisthepluralformofthis!?!… in Germany is over – next step: exportation of the local language in other ones, starting with the horrible sächsisch into the english-speaking part of the world (someone just have to take revenge for Paris Hilton); tomorrow Lateinamerika has to fear of bayrisch-dialect!… omg, imagine: all the sexy-body brasilian boys/girls, but when they start whispering in your ear that dirty-talk-thing – nauseaus (not to say scuzzy)… …by the way, actually it’s even on the run: Tokio Hotel are invading the wonderful-nice language of the people in France: futurely “le grand nation” maybe only will have german-speaking little girls with Zahnspangen – disgusting…)

@ bastih:
ja, kann ja schon sein (don’t trust the internet!), aber sah trotzdem lustig aus, fand ich; und außerdem kann man ja auch sowieso alles behaupten, ohne sich die Mühe zu machen das zu kontrollieren, solange auch alle anderen zu faul sind, das mit der i-Deklination, wenn’s denn so ist, durchzukorrigieren…

@ saripari:
ja, natürlich: ein „Sandwich“ funktioniert ja auch nach dem Schlüssel-Schloss-Prinzip von DNA-Basen oder Legosteinen *ggg*

And, maybe your blog isn’t only bilingual, than/but rather it’s bisexual, too – I’d suggest…

And, a propos „Bilingual“ – The Pet Shop Boys summed up together do have two penisES, too, by the way I guess… *ggg* *lol*

To set it up on a trilingual/trisexual status, I maybe could do add some little french, but the only thing coming now to my mind is X-Tinas’s, Pink’s, Lil’ Kim’s, Mya’s, and Missy Elliot’s cover-version of „Lady Marmalade“, including the line „Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?” – and concerning „french”: Wasn’t it Bill Clinton, who stated concerning M.L.’s B.J., that oral sex is no sex?

(oh, I see, the french/„french“-thing only really works in german terms, as the english „french kiss“-Zungenkuss is Kindergarten-Blümchensex in comparison to the „real“ french in german – but as long as I at least know by myself what I mean, it’s okay, I guess… *g*)

Will on re:publica be a „sexiest blog / most sex content blog”-contest you could take part in? If we’re still anymore longer talking here about such things like this one here, you maybe could win, won’t you? *ggg* *lol*

(couldn’t stop writing in (so-called) english, don’t know why, whatsoever!)

@btw, back to topic:

“I already have one…“ - *lol*:

http://en.afrik.com/article12556.html

Heißt das, ich brauch noch einen, damit das mit dem Verbinden klappt?!
Das würde einiges erklären…

i-deklination geht aber anders, ey ;). akkusativ und ablativ sieht mir stark nach konsonantischer deklination aus…… tzzzzz…

sara, was habe ich mit meiner aussage nur losgetreten?

-R

The Urban Dictionary provides us with even more things to laugh at. Check this out http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penii&defid=814602:

“A word made up by people uneducated in the ways of etymology. NOT THE PLURAL OF PENIS.”

“A false plural for “penis” made up by the same smug pseudo-intellectual dorks who say “boxen” and “ignorami” and “virii”.”

So I think if Ali G still were around he’d be totally down with “Suck my penii, you hoes!”

Cheers,
R